Many would say (Miller is not among them) that astrology is only entertainment, so who cares about the numbers, degrees, precessions? Astrology is like a comic strip, who needs science? Miller never worries that she's missing Ophiuchus, the female snake goddess. I've been to it myself it's like cheap perfume, meant to please, but you wonder if it's a coverup. With those numbers, you get to walk on water. On the other hand, she has attracted a fan base of over 9 million acolytes and loyal readers to her website every month. Miller is very opinionated in a meaningless way, her bourgeois sound bites replacing any lasting insight. One sign should fall in love, another should buy antiques, it's quite arbitrary. She must have some kind of rotation system in place, like an analog for generating clichés.

Yes, it's all based on the wrong signs, but who cares? Is there any harm in Miller making her audience feel better, using whatever message she can? At some point you have to weigh the value of her air-brushed advice against how easy it goes down. Her appealing combination of chatty tidbits of astrological lore and conventional wisdom has millions of readers. She provides a comprehensive monthly report for all 12 tropical signs. How pernicious is a bad oracle? Susan Miller, pictured above, is the number one celebrity astrologer in America.

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